About Me

I like nothing more than talking about me. If someone else is talking to me, chances are my eyes will glaze over and I’ll start trying to steer the conversation back to me.

I’ve been a show-off all my life and now I get paid for it, so I’m a professional show off, which looks mighty fine when filling out application forms and the like.

This website is devoted to me, so get over it and embrace me like a long lost uncle. I do telly and I natter on the radio on a daily basis. Outside of that, if I feel like I’m not getting enough attention, I host everything from comedy nights to corporate events. I’m also in a band. I aim to avoid a proper job for as long as I can.

Nice to have you here. Enjoy.