I'm in a band.

In one of my earlier columns, I told you about our old band reforming after 22 years in the rock n’ roll wilderness. We had talked about it vaguely for about two years but our decision to reform was made for us, after the untimely death of our drummer back in January....

COPING WITH LIFE. AND FOOTBALL.

So something new has entered my life and I wanted to tell you about it. Feel free to turn the page, ignore, cut this out and throw darts at it but don’t come running to me next time you can’t cope. I’ve completed a course in mindfulness meditation. (I can feel I’ve...

SHUT UP LLOYD

Eight years on from doing my first radio show, I still haven’t learnt from my time on the airwaves. There are some people listening. Not so much in the hospital radio days but it’s been steadily building toward world domination over the years and yet, when I’m sat on...

TEETH FOR TELLY.

Me: I might be doing some telly next year. Wife: What are you going to do about your face and your teeth? Me: Erm……. This was an actual conversation, word for word; I had with my wife, approximately one year ago. I’d love to fluff it up a bit, make it appear a little...

Sex, drugs and camomille tea.

So it’s finally happening. My mid-life crisis is in full swing. My band and I are reuniting, twenty two years after splitting up. Don’t worry Brighton; this will be happening in the deepest, darkest, bowels of the East Midlands. East Midlands; I’m sorry. Let me take...

MY BATTLE FOR CHRISTMAS NO.1- THE INSIDE STORY.

So want to get to Number One, yeh? Have no money, no band and no musical talent? No problem! Borrow somebody else’s record and make it your own. This is what I did. Read on… It was the opening night of Alan Partridge’s ‘Alpha Papa’ at the Duke of Yorks Picturehouse...